A Disney Animated Movie Essay

Hey guys, I’m your favorite drunk uncle, Barry Buzzkill! The same uncle who isn’t invited to the next family reunion because he accidentally hits Grandma while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. How do I know that she is an elderly woman who will walk in front of me?! Whatever it is, this headline may pique the reader’s interest or roll their eyes in thought – No other whiny article about diversity! You’re in luck because it’s another somewhat intriguing and equally interesting article on diversity. I’m blackI’m going to discuss one of Disney’s weird obsessions, touch on From mediocre to terrible live-action moviesAnd who knows Disney might hire me to write a movie adaptation of Bambi. It will star Chris Rock as Bambi and Will Smith as the Huntsman.

I’m Batman

Well I’m not actually Batman but you can’t tell a 6 year old Buzzkill he wasn’t! I think for two Halloweens in a row, I’d dress up as Batman. Like Bruce Wayne’s original Batman and Terry McGinnis’ Batman Beyond. When I was a kid I was Batman I wasn’t “Batman Black” I never felt like I couldn’t be Batman shoot I had lightning bolts shaved on the side of my hair growing up so I could run faster like The Flash… Puffit, what a badass. My point is that society, specifically, adults have forgotten the power of a child’s imagination. It’s a bunch of adults constantly bickering online about making everything hyper-realistic, and maybe some adults just aren’t so lucky…